Everyone has one, don't they? A player that in nearly everyone else's book is top bollocks and the stats don't lie. A magnificent pro, blessed with skill and an abundance of talent that helps them to win match after match and trophy after trophy. But despite all this logic, there's something about this player that still makes you think - 'hang on a minute, how has he managed to achieve this, he's fucking wank!' So, in the whole bastion of footy, past and present, who is your irrational hate player? This irregular series will keep trap of the players on the television I'm usually laughing at for their inelegant inability, usually before they score a screamer that totally undermines by argument. Bastards...
Irrational hate player #1 - Fillipo Inzaghi
Amazingly, Fillipo has supposedly scored more goals in Big Cup than any other player. Yet this stat fails to confer that they were all tapped in from a yard out or deceived the keeper by a series of flooky fucking deflections (see Jap Stam's boot). The weasley looking one plays football like he has ricketts, his limp legs falling over themselves as he hits the ground for the thousandth fucking time, and that's only in the first half. Devoid of any skill, talent or ability he's still managed to hold down a regular shirt at the likes of Juventus and Milan, and occasionally trotted out for the Azzuri every now and again, always scoring a brace of goals yet remaining entirely innocuous and ineffective throughout a match. What a bunch of arse! Burn him - he must be a witch...
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